Welcome to JoKe4mE.com, check instructions in here... Enjoy learning Chinese with many short funny jokes! [Recommend] Choose a best way to learn Mandarin Chinese ... Welcome to leave your precious feedback and suggestions! Short funny jokes, short fast learning Mandarin Chinese!

Short funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes with Chinese version.

Don't fool me

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.
Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window
and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm
going to complain to the manager!"
So the bellman said very politely, "Madam, this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

Continue this joke >>

有一位乡下妇人进城,她到一家旅馆登记住宿后,对提行李的服务生说:“我不要在这个小房间住,既没有窗户也没有床!你们别以为我不常旅行就把我当傻子!我要找你们经理投诉!”
那个服务生礼貌地回答:“夫人,这里不是你的房间,这是电梯!”

All the Chinese version >>

Yo mama was sooooo Poor

Your rating: None Average: 2.5 (2 votes)

These days, Yo mama became sooooo poor, she licked other's fingers when she went to KFC.

Continue this joke >>

Yo mama 太穷了,她在KFC舔其他人的手指头。

All the Chinese version >>

Yo mama is toooo stupid!!!

Your rating: None Average: 2 (1 vote)

Yo mama tooooooooo stupid,
Yesterday I told her drinks were on the house...
so so so ...
she went and got a ladder...

Continue this joke >>

我告诉她喝的是免费的…………
于是她去搬了个梯子来…………

(英语谐音笑话, On the house = 在房上 = 免费的)

All the Chinese version >>

So damn fat

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

yo mama is tooo fat because she doesn't take pictures she take posters……

Continue this joke >>

Yo mama 胖的出奇:照片都装不下她的相,得要大幅海报才可以…………

All the Chinese version >>

Yellow Teeth

No votes yet
blonde_2.gif

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles, everyone says, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

Continue this joke >>

Yo mama牙齿太黄,她一笑,大家就说:“我在阴天看到阳光了” ………
………:D

All the Chinese version >>