Short funny women jokes

There was a coffee shop nearby Petter's office, When Petter was there, a young waitress said hello to him everyday.

Petter was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. 　　
One day she waved and beckoned to Petter again.

The waitress asked Petter, "Are you single?"
"Yes!! so why..." Petter replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

There was an old woman, who who was very deaf and who thought everything
too dear.

One day, she went into a shop and asked the salesclerk, " How much this stuff?"

"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said.
"It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."

"I did not say seventeen dollars, it is only seven."

"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."

One day, Mrs Green was leaving out for shopping, and she locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY AT HOME, DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."

When she got back in the night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"

A: One of my friends was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

B: Why was that?

A: She wasn't wearing one.

One day, my husband and I walked on the street, suddenly, a pigeon dungheap felled on my arm, sooo disgusting!

I was angry and asked my husband for some paper, but he seems puzzled by this, and said to me, "What do you want me to do? catch up it and wipe its ass?" .

One day, a girl took her first boyfriend home. She told her father that she wanted to marry him.
Her farther told her that she couldn't marry him because he was the half brother of her after talking with him for several minutes.

The same thing happened again four more times.