There was an old woman, who who was very deaf and who thought everything
too dear.
One day, she went into a shop and asked the salesclerk, " How much this stuff?"
"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said.
"It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."
"I did not say seventeen dollars, it is only seven."
"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."
Continue this joke >>有一位老太太, 她耳聋很严重,并且总是嫌东西太贵。
一天这位老太太走进一家商店, 她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”
“七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。” 老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”
店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,是七美元。”
“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”
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