Short funny women jokes

Do you want to how to let your husband come home earlier? Here is a funny answer from Susan.

How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?
When he came in late I called out "is that you Petter?", but my husband’s name is Anthony.

a joke between man and his wife.

Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: Yes, I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

There was a coffee shop nearby Petter's office, When Petter was there, a young waitress said hello to him everyday.

Petter was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. 　　
One day she waved and beckoned to Petter again.

The waitress asked Petter, "Are you single?"
"Yes!! so why..." Petter replied, smiling at her broadly.

There was an old woman, who who was very deaf and who thought everything
too dear.

One day, she went into a shop and asked the salesclerk, " How much this stuff?"

"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said.
"It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."

"I did not say seventeen dollars, it is only seven."

One day, Mrs Green was leaving out for shopping, and she locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY AT HOME, DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."

When she got back in the night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"

A: One of my friends was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

B: Why was that?

A: She wasn't wearing one.