Short funny sport jokes

James and John were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, a tiger appeared from a distance, and was running towards them.

In this time James took out a pair of PEAK from his bag and tied to put them on.
With a surprised John looked at James and said, "Are you trying to run faster than the tiger with those?"

"I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you", James replied.

this conversation happened on the weekend when the father and his little son reached the top of the hill.
"Hey, baby, Just take a view. How beautiful view of the plain under our feet." Daddy said with excitement.
"But daddy, why did we take 3 hours to climb the hill if the sights below are sooo beautiful?? "

Jone: Hi, Peter. Are you ready to use your mower this afternoon?
peter: Sure. Of course yes.
Jone: That is pretty good. May I borrow your battledore when you use your mower?

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You are driving tooooo close, if you can read this bumper sticker.

a joke occurred in an airplane
One day, an airline stewardess approached Sam before the plane took off, and asked him to fasten his seat belt.
"I am a superman, you know, superman don't need any seat belt," Sam answered.
"Well, superman," the airline hostess smiled, "don't need airplane too!"