Short funny school jokes

The joke occurred between little Jack and his wise mum.
"Mum, you will be proud of me. " said Jack to his mother when he was coming from school.
"Baby. What happened??"
"I saved on fares. I did not go to school by bus, I ran all the way after the bus."
Mum laughed: "Wow, next time you can run after a taxi, and you will save more."

Dad: Jim, I asked your teacher already, and now I ask you the same question. Who is the laziest in your class?
Jim: Hmmm！…………I don't know, Daddy.
Dad: Oh, of cause you know! Think twice! Who sits in the class and only watches when other students are doing and writing?
Jim: Our teacher, Dad.

----PS: We translate the original english joke into chinese.

the pupils for lunch

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Little Jine usually slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Jine, can you tell me who created the universe?"
Little Tonny , a boy seated in the chair behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear so as to wake her up.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Jine and the teacher said, "Very good" and Jine fell back asleep.

Q: "Do you know what is worse than finding (找) a caterpillar (毛虫) in your bread?"

A: "Finding half a caterpillar!"