Short funny school jokes

A funny joke happened in the history class, and Mellisa was surprised with the number beside the Columbus.

Little Mellisa: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?

Little James: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus's telephone number.

A short joke in the class.

The teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Mike Robinson handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

In the classroom, the teacher was asking James about his homework.

Teacher: James, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you!

James: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead.

One day in class, the history teacher asked Jim: "Jim, Could you tell me anything about the great historian of the 19th century?"
Jim replied confidently: " Of course I can, sir. They are all dead."

There was a large meeting. At first the speaker was very happy because there were so many people attend the meeting, but as time went on, he became more and more boring.
At the end of the meeting, there just was only one person sitting in the large room finally.

One day, The teacher asked Jim: " What is the plural of man? "
"Men, Sir. " Jim answered.
"Very good, Jim. And what's the plural of child?" The teacher continued.
"Twins" Said Jim.