Short funny school jokes

In the classroom, the teacher was asking James about his homework.

Teacher: James, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you!

James: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead.

One day in class, the history teacher asked Jim: "Jim, Could you tell me anything about the great historian of the 19th century?"
Jim replied confidently: " Of course I can, sir. They are all dead."

There was a large meeting. At first the speaker was very happy because there were so many people attend the meeting, but as time went on, he became more and more boring.
At the end of the meeting, there just was only one person sitting in the large room finally.
The speaker 【walked up to】 the man and said gratefully: "Thanks very much for continune hearing me out when all the others left the room."
"Oh! Don't mention!" replied the man, "I cann't leave just because I am the next speaker."

One day, The teacher asked Jim: " What is the plural of man? "
"Men, Sir. " Jim answered.
"Very good, Jim. And what's the plural of child?" The teacher continued.
"Twins" Said Jim.

"What was the teacher tought you today??", Mum asked her son when he came back from the school, in the 1st day of going to school.
the son said: "He tought me nothing, but asked what is one plus two? so I told him 'THREE' !."

this joke is a conversation between teacher and student
Obama: "Dear sir, would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No, definitely not!"
Obama: "Wow, it is so kind of you! because I didn't do my homework."