Short funny kids jokes

One day in class, the history teacher asked Jim: "Jim, Could you tell me anything about the great historian of the 19th century?"
Jim replied confidently: " Of course I can, sir. They are all dead."

One day, The teacher asked Jim: " What is the plural of man? "
"Men, Sir. " Jim answered.
"Very good, Jim. And what's the plural of child?" The teacher continued.
"Twins" Said Jim.

Mike was quarrelling with Jack about whose father was more stronger.
“Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? It was dug by my father.” Mike said.
Jack said dismissively, “That's nothing indeed. The Dead Sea, You know? My father is the one who killed it!”

"What was the teacher tought you today??", Mum asked her son when he came back from the school, in the 1st day of going to school.
the son said: "He tought me nothing, but asked what is one plus two? so I told him 'THREE' !."

this joke is a conversation between teacher and student
Obama: "Dear sir, would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No, definitely not!"
Obama: "Wow, it is so kind of you! because I didn't do my homework."

a joke from small children
One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said.