Short funny kids jokes

A joke from classroom, the teacher was asking Steven some questions.

Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

Steven: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Steven: No sir. That was what i ate yesterday.

In the classroom, the teacher asked Josh for his late.

Teacher: Josh, why are you late this time?
Josh: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Josh: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

A joke from little Kevin.

When Kevin was seven years old, Mary, who was Kevin's young sister, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

Kevin's mother bought a 100$ Halloween costume for him to scare his friends in Halloween.

"Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We‘ll scare your father too."

One day, the teacher said to the students before they were back home.

"If any one of you can answer my first question tomorrow morning, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."

The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it?". "It's me," said Josh, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."

a conversation between two students

Jim: I am going to leave college if the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning.
Josh: What did he say?
Jim: He told me to leave college.