Short funny kids jokes

Here is a short funny joke between son and mother.

Robbin asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Robbin, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

Here is a short funny dialog between father and son.

Father: Robbin, why do you drink so much water?

Robbin: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Robbin: I forgot to wash the apple.

Here is a funny talk between the father and son.

On the Sunday, the father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

"What is cleverness?", asked his son.

In the classroom, the teacher asked Yao Ming a question.

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Yao Ming: Big hands.

A joke between mother and her son

"Mum, Mum, many kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

"Where's the shopping bag?"

"I haven't got one - errrr, use you hat."

Josh and Steven are talking ...

Josh: Steven, do you know when people talk least?
Steven: In February.

Josh: Oh, Why?
Steven: Because February is the shortest month of a year.