Short funny hilarious jokes

Here is business competition from a small village.

A shopkeeper found that a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

On the next day, he was dismayed when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

Finally, the shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

A joke from a dental clinic.

Dentist: Dear josh, please don't howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Josh(Patient): Yes, I know, but you are standing on my foot!

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I'm a vain person, so I would too much like boast of my home - Ohio.

One day, I was bragging this to a friend of mine, "You know, the first one to powered flight were from Ohio. The first one to orbit the Earth who is also from Ohio. 1st bits were flying around the moon or from Ohio. "

"It sounds as if a lot of people wound rather leave than stay in Ohio," my friend replied.

　　Dear white, something you got to know　　

　　When I was born, I was black.　
　　When I grow up, I am black.　
　　When I'm under the sun, I'm black.　　
　　When I'm cold, I'm black.
　　

　　When I'm afraid, I'm black.
　　When I'm sick, I'm black.
　　When I die, I'm still black.

　　you---white people,
　　When you were born, you were pink.
　　When you grow up, you become white.
　　You're red under the sun.
　　

　　You're blue when you're cold.
　　You are yellow when you're afraid.

An funny email
Recently my workmates and I received an e-mail from the facilities department, which said, "Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual on Tuesday. Dress accordingly."

Two guys, a fat one and a skinny guy, they were arguing about who was the more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.