Short funny hilarious jokes

Here is a joke from the hospital.

A guy was hit by a cab in the street and he was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I"m still alive."

Here is a joke from a mental hospital.

Josh and Nina were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

On a Sunday while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Josh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Nina promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Josh out.

here is a funny joke in hospital.

Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital.

here is a short funny joke between the boss and employee.

Kobe Bryant goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Hi Boss," he says, "we're going to do some house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

Here is a short funny joke about the boss and employee.

The boss asked a fresh guy, "Do you believe in life after death?"

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"You left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, now she stopped in to see you."

A short funny joke from the supermarket.

Yesterday, I went to the super market to buy some insecticide."Is this any good for beetles?" I asked the shop assistant.
"No,"he replied."It will kill them."