Short funny ghost jokes

Crossing a grave yard, a man saw a tombstone which said, "Here lies Josh MacGoldick, a lawyer and an honest man."
"How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

Josh was having trouble getting to sleep at night, so he went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

At sunday night Josh took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss, "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

One day, a man went to see the doctor, because he was suffering from pains in his stomach.

a joke took place in the cemetery
After a party, two men were going back home, and they decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.