Short funny family jokes

One day, a girl took her first boyfriend home. She told her father that she wanted to marry him.
Her farther told her that she couldn't marry him because he was the half brother of her after talking with him for several minutes.

The same thing happened again four more times.

Do you know that why men 【break wind】 more than women?
Of course, I know----Because women can not shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

One day, a man made his credit card stolen.
However, he decided not to report it to the police because the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

"What was the teacher tought you today??", Mum asked her son when he came back from the school, in the 1st day of going to school.
the son said: "He tought me nothing, but asked what is one plus two? so I told him 'THREE' !."

this joke is a conversation between the father and son
Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company when he was 16 years old, his father was appalled, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"
"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered.

this joke is a conversation about the master and slave
It was already 5 PM tea, there is a young man who came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
“Oh, Mr. Jones, It is sooo good that you've come, and where is your brother?”
“You known, we are very busy in the office and only one of us could come, so we tossed up for it.”
“How nice! great, you won?”