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Nouns misinterprets

wizard on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:00
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IBM： I Blame Microsoft（我责备微软）

BASIC: Bill’’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control（比尔的企图：夺取工业控制）

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing（它仍然什么都不做）

DOS: Defunct Operating System（已死亡的操作系统）

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
（大部分功能崩溃，如果没有，则操作系统挂起）

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Just buy one window

admin on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 18:04
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a joke from microsoft sale department

"How much do Windows cost?"

"Windows costs about $100."

"Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

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“请问视窗（Windows）系统多少钱？”
“大约100美金。”
“哦，太贵了，我能只买一个窗子吗？”

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Windows is not a virus

admin on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:36
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Absolutely, Windows is not a virus(病毒). Now we can list what viruses do:

1. They replicate too quickly. ... Okay, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. ... Okay, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash(报废) your hard disk. ... Okay, Windows does that too.

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Windows 绝对不是病毒，我们来看看病毒都做些什么：

1. 他们复制的相当快。 对，Windows也是这样的。
2. 病毒会用尽系统资源，使系统变得非常慢，哦，Windows也是这样的。
3. 病毒会时不时的使你的硬盘报废，天哪，Windows也是这样的。
4. 病毒会可能会使得其他的用户来登录你的电脑，使用你的软件和系统，哦， Windows也是这样的。
5. 病毒有时会让用户感到系统非常慢，这样，他们就不得不去买新的硬件了。上帝呀，Windows也是。

因此，你会觉得Windows就是一个病毒，不对，这里有一个根本区别：病毒的作者对他的病毒程序很用心，代码运行非常的快，并且可以在任何平台运行，维护他使他更加成熟。

所以，你知道了吧，Windows是一个bug！

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