Short funny blonde jokes

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked her,
"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes?"
The woman asked him, "Why?"
"Oh, you know, each time I talked to a beautiful woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!"

The day after the blonde patient's operation, the surgeon (外科医生) came to see her.
The patient asked the doctor hesitantly (犹豫地): "How long it would be before I could resume the sex life?"
“Mmmmm……I really don't know. I hadn't thought about it really." Said the surgeon. "To be honest, you're the first one who asks this question after a tonsillectomy operation."

There were two blondes who were sitting in a bar.
One of them said to another: "China or the moon? Which of them is farther away in your mind?"
Almost without thinking the other replied: "haw-haw……of course China! When did we see China?"

If there is a blonde drops a grenade to you, what will you do?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

There is a girl whose mother is quite strict to her life.

One day, the girl's boyfriend was coming to call her for a film together, the girl's mother told her:"Be careful, don't let the boy get butters from you. If he touch your upper part of the body, told him 'please not', when he touch your lower part, U should say 'stop!' ".

The girl remembered.

a conversation between 2 blondes.

Linda: "How do you tell if your husband was dead?"

Luce: "The sex is the same but you get to use the remote(遥远)".