Short funny animal jokes

Here is a joke which occured in bar.
One day, a man walked into the bar and asked, "Does anyone here own the rottweiler outside?"
"Yes sir, I have!" a biker man standed up and said. "What happened to him?"
The man told sadly:"Well, I think my Chihuahua killed him just now……"

A joke between dog and the owner.

In a small country store, a traveler noticed a sign posted on the glass door, which said "Danger! Beware of Dog!".

Entering the shop, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

So this guy asked the store owner, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

Night is felling on the African savanna, there is a lion playing with his mistress - a zebra. Suddenly, he find his wife, a lioness is slowly walking towards him!
"Quickly!" He roars at fellow players, "Pretend that I'm eating you!"

a joke from mouse and cat

A mouse mom took a talk with her babies, then she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

An elder woman, Mrs. Clinton lost her lovely dog, so she asked the police for help.

Mrs. Clinton told the police, "Dear god, I have lost my precious little dog, can you help me?"
The police replied, "Did you put an advertisement in the papers?"
Mrs. Clinton cried, "It's no use, my little dog can't read"