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Won't reach Jamaica

admin on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 16:50
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this joke occurred on an airplane

A sexy girl gets on an plane and then sits down in the first class section. In this time, the stewardess rushes to her and tells her that she must move to coach since she doesn't have a first class ticket.
The girl replies, "I'm smart, I'm sexy, I'm blonde, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

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the Chinese version
一位漂亮的女郎上飞机之后直接坐在了第一排的位置，一名空姐发现后就告诉她，应该坐在她自己的位置。
这名金发女郎回答到：“ 我聪明，漂亮，又有好多工作，我就坐在这里，到了牙买加我才会下飞机”。

空姐看没有办法，就叫来了大姐大，但是这位女郎还是同样的回答：“我聪明，漂亮，又有好多工作，我就坐在这里，到了牙买加我才会下飞机”。

最后没有办法，她们叫来了副驾驶员先生。只见副驾驶员在女郎耳边悄悄嘀咕了几下，那个女郎就马上了离开了。
空姐就问副驾驶，“你给她说什么了，她就这么快离开了？”
“我只说了一句，第一排的位子不是到牙买加的！”副驾驶员答道。

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Superman need no seat belt

admin on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:25
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a joke occurred in an airplane
One day, an airline stewardess approached Sam before the plane took off, and asked him to fasten his seat belt.
"I am a superman, you know, superman don't need any seat belt," Sam answered.
"Well, superman," the airline hostess smiled, "don't need airplane too!"

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某天飞机起飞前，空姐走到山姆面前要求他系好安全带。
“我是超人，超人是不需要任何安全带的”山姆答道。
“这样啊，超人也不需要坐飞机” 空姐笑着说。

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