Short funny adult jokes

who is the father of a woman's children?

A middle-aged couple, already having two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son, because they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

This joke is from Cairo and with Viagra sale.

In the Cairo bazaar, there is an Egyptian man walking, at this time a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

So this Egyptian man replied, "No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Hi man, listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

smart answer

Question: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Taking a baby, a woman went to a gynecology hospital.

The doctor asked the woman, "This baby was breast-fed or milk?"

This woman replied, "breast-fed!"

The doctor, "So please take off your clothes, I will do a check."

The woman, "ah! ? Why?"

The doctor said, "Oh, relax, here is hospital, never will you get any sexual harassment"

Uncertainty, the woman took off her clothes, and the doctor put his hand on the woman's chest, touch down touch up, rubbed the left and right.

There is a rich young couple, and they hire many servants, housekeepers, drivers and so on.

Always the hostess is suspecting her husband have an affair with young maid, so she are looking for a chance to fire off that maid.

One day, the hostess finally finds an opportunity to let the maid leave since she did a bad lunch.

"However," the maid says, "The master has always said that my cooked food is better than you."

The little daughter, Susan, came to her Mom's room and asked a question.

"Mother, where are babies from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.