Short funny adult jokes

Here is a joke which occured in bar.
One day, a man walked into the bar and asked, "Does anyone here own the rottweiler outside?"
"Yes sir, I have!" a biker man standed up and said. "What happened to him?"
The man told sadly:"Well, I think my Chihuahua killed him just now……"

an adult funny jokes about girl nude swimming.

One day, Reno went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Mellisa, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Mellisa saw Reno, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

a joke from the husband who has a mistress
and he don't want let his wife know.

James is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Lissa Sue' written on it."

who is the father of a woman's children?

A middle-aged couple, already having two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son, because they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

This joke is from Cairo and with Viagra sale.

In the Cairo bazaar, there is an Egyptian man walking, at this time a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

So this Egyptian man replied, "No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"

smart answer

Question: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.