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Do you know which is the best program to learn mandarin Chinese?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:24:01 +0000

A good way is more important, so you should find a appropriate method to learn Chinese.
I usually watch the Chinese programs on channel CCTV9 and I think they are good. But it just can be a small step to learn Chinese. The best way to learn Chinese should be by finding a school.

Good day,
-robbin

Which language is 'must-learn'?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:14:04 +0000

I recommend to learn Chinese, at least you can try.
Although Chinese has a complex language system, the difficulties of learning it depends on different people. If you want to learn it well, you must decide to work hard, grasp the correct methods and learn it in the regular, professional Chinese language teaching institutions! Mow many free Chinese resources and materials on the internet!

Learning chinese with short jokes is more funny, so find a good way.

Regards,
-robbin

The daughters are not yours

admin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:00:10 +0000

who is the father of a woman's children?

A middle-aged couple, already having two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son, because they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

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一个中年女人，她孩子的父亲是谁呢？

一对中年夫妇，已经有了2个漂亮的女儿，他们决定在要一个儿子。
不久，妻子怀孕了，终于9月怀胎后，他生出一个儿子。孩子爸爸很高兴，跑到护士那里去看自己的儿子，但是孩子丑陋的长相让父亲吓了一大跳。

他跑到自己的妻子那里，问道，“真不敢相信，我能生出这么丑的儿子！”
他妻子听了之后，脸红了。他忽然怀疑的问道，“你骗了我？”

他的妻子坦白到，“这次没有！”

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Egyptian man and viagra

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:44:00 +0000

This joke is from Cairo and with Viagra sale.

In the Cairo bazaar, there is an Egyptian man walking, at this time a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

So this Egyptian man replied, "No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Hi man, listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

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一个关于埃及人和壮阳药的故事

在开罗的集市上，有一位埃及人走在街上。这个时候，过来一个陌生人要卖给他壮阳药，价格是一百埃及镑。

“不，太不值”
“恩，那么五十，怎么样？”
“不，还是不值”
“好吧，二十？”
“不，仍然不值”
“最低，十块！？”
“唉，还是不值！”
“伙计，10块钱，才10块，你怎么老觉得不值呢？”
“药是很值的，我指的是我老婆不值得用这药！”

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Business competition

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:31:27 +0000

Here is business competition from a small village.

A shopkeeper found that a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

On the next day, he was dismayed when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

Finally, the shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

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在一个小村庄里，却发生了一起商业竞争。

有一天，一个店主忽然看到一个和他卖几乎相同东西的店在隔壁开张很慌张，那个店竖起一个大牌子：“最好的商品”。

几天后，又发生了一件让他更不安的事情。他隔壁又开了一家商店，并且也有一个更大的牌子“最便宜的价格”。

终于他想到了一个解决的办法，他想出了个好主意，他也树立了一个最大的牌子在中间，他的店面前：“主要入口处” 。

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Terrorist cat

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:07:51 +0000

Is it a terrorist? Oh god, a cat, who was behind this attack?

一个恐怖分子？哦，原来是个猫，谁让它这么干的？

In a dental clinic

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:14:29 +0000

A joke from a dental clinic.

Dentist: Dear josh, please don't howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Josh(Patient): Yes, I know, but you are standing on my foot!

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在牙医诊所里，医生对病人说。

牙医：亲爱的乔治，请别喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。

乔治（病人）：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！

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Do you know when people talk least

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:10:10 +0000

Josh and Steven are talking ...

Josh: Steven, do you know when people talk least?
Steven: In February.

Josh: Oh, Why?
Steven: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

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乔治和斯蒂文正在谈话……

乔治：斯蒂文，你知道人们在什么时候说话最少？
斯蒂文：在二月。

乔治：哦，那是为什么呢？
斯蒂文：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。

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That was what i ate yesterday

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:10:10 +0000

A joke from classroom, the teacher was asking Steven some questions.

Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

Steven: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Steven: No sir. That was what i ate yesterday.

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课堂上，老师正在问斯蒂文问题。

老师:斯蒂文,为什么你不洗你的脸?我能从你脸上看出你今天早餐有什么?

斯蒂文:是什么?

老师:鸡蛋。

斯蒂文: 老师，不对。那是我昨天吃的。

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My Sister's Fingers

admin — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:10:10 +0000

In the classroom, the teacher asked Josh for his late.

Teacher: Josh, why are you late this time?
Josh: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Josh: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

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课堂上，老师问乔治他为什么没有来。

老师：乔治，这次你怎么又迟到了？
乔治：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？
乔治：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

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