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The one dog fight

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:46:21 +0000

Here is a joke which occured in bar.
One day, a man walked into the bar and asked, "Does anyone here own the rottweiler outside?"
"Yes sir, I have!" a biker man standed up and said. "What happened to him?"
The man told sadly:"Well, I think my Chihuahua killed him just now……"

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故事发生在一个酒吧里。
某天，一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人，有谁有罗特韦尔犬？”
“是的先生，我有呢！”一名骑车男子站起来答道，“它怎么了？”
男子伤心地说“是这样的，我的吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”
“我不信，你在说什么呢？！”骑车男子不信地问：“你那么小的吉娃娃是如何杀死我的罗特韦尔犬的？”
“嗯…………好像是吉娃娃咔在你家狗的喉咙里！”
………………

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I sold the television

admin — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:17:49 +0000

Here is a short funny joke between son and mother.

Robbin asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Robbin, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

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买录像机

罗宾问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

“恐怕我们还买不起，”妈妈叹息着说。

可第二天当罗宾回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

“你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西？”妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。

“妈妈，这简单，” 罗宾回答。“我把电视机给卖了！”

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A good way

admin — Mon, 17 May 2010 08:37:40 +0000

Here is a short funny dialog between father and son.

Father: Robbin, why do you drink so much water?

Robbin: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Robbin: I forgot to wash the apple.

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一段父子间的有趣对话。

爸爸：罗宾，你为什么喝这么多水呀？

罗宾：我刚刚吃了一个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？

罗宾：我忘了洗苹果呀。

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The doctor knows more

joker — Sun, 16 May 2010 08:35:49 +0000

Here is a joke from the hospital.

A guy was hit by a cab in the street and he was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I"m still alive."

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医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说： “恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说： “安静，医生比你懂得多。”

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a funny mental patient

admin — Sat, 08 May 2010 23:53:21 +0000

Here is a joke from a mental hospital.

Josh and Nina were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

On a Sunday while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Josh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Nina promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Josh out.

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Josh和 Nina都是精神病院里的病人。一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Josh突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。Nina立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把 Josh拉了上来。

当院长听闻了Nina的英勇行为后，他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室，“Nina，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你的意识已经恢复了，你可以出院了。坏消息就是，Josh，你救的那个病人，他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”

“他没有自杀，是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。” Nina回答道。

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The terrible chicken soup

admin — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:17:09 +0000

here is a funny joke in hospital.

Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital.

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韩若南生病了，他住进了一家医院，一天午餐时间，护士送来了他的午餐，他看了看自己的饭菜，说：“我不喜欢鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。”
医院的护工说：“鸡汤对您的身体有好处，医生说您得喝这个。” 无论如何，韩若南还是不肯喝。
那天晚上，跟韩若南同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病，于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了，给韩若南做了灌肠。
第二个礼拜，南仔出院时，新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。
韩若南告诉他：“这个医院本身是很好的，但是他们对伙食真的很严格，如果他们让你喝鸡汤，你最好喝了它，不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去！”

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The UK Pavilion at Shanghai Expo 2010

admin — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:54:30 +0000

The UK Pavilion at Shanghai 2010 Expo themed "Building on the Past, Shaping our future", which is about 6000 square meters and named the "Seed Cathedral". This UK Pavilion was designed by Thomas Heatherwick for the Shanghai Expo in 2010 and the area around it is designed like a wrapping paper, making it seem as if the wrappers have fallen open to reveal a sparkling jewel of life.

The UK Pavilion at Shanghai expo 2010

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admin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:35:24 +0000

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USA Pavilion 2010

admin — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:21:29 +0000

The USA Pavilion in Shanghai Expo 2010

Theme: Rise to the Challenge
Highlights: Gray Steel Structure
National Pavilion Day: July 2
Pavilion Area: Around 6,000 Square Meters
Location: Within Zone C of the Expo Site

Here to see another article about USA Pavilion in Shanghai 2010

上海世博会美国馆
AMERICA PAVILION

主题：拥抱挑战
位置：世博园C片区
面积：6000平方米
造型亮点：如同展开双翅迎接客人的雄鹰

The USA Pavilion in Shanghai Expo 2010

admin — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:16:53 +0000

"Rising to the Challenge!" is the USA Pavilion's theme at Shanghai Expo 2010, this Pavilion presents the USA as a place of opportunity and diversity where people come together to change their communities for the better. The pavilion showcases American business and technology, as well as culture and values, to foster stronger friendship between the American and Chinese peoples.

Chinese translation:
上海世博会美国馆
主题：拥抱挑战
位置：世博园C片区
面积：6000平方米
造型亮点：如同展开双翅迎接客人的雄鹰