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Tie to water

There was a man in the desert, who was crawling across this desert and dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped.

An Arab jumped down, "Would you like to buy a tie?", this Arab guy asked him, and opened a suitcase.

"No, I need water!" said the man, "Do you have water?"

"No," said the Arab, "but I do have a wonderful selection of ties." He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the step, crying, "Water! Water!"

The Manager approached him and said,
"I'm sorry Sir, you can't come in here without a Tie!"

desert ['dezət] n. 沙漠;荒原;应得的赏罚
tie [tai] n. 领带;领结;鞋带
Arab adj. 阿拉伯的 n. 阿拉伯人;阿拉伯马

有一个人,被困在沙漠中,他口渴的厉害。这个时候,来了一个阿拉伯人,这个阿拉伯人走过来问他道,“请问,你需要要领带吗?”

“不,我需要水!!” 这个男人回答道,“你有没有水?”

“没有,” 阿拉伯人说道,“但是我有很多可以选择的领带,你不需要吗?”
很不幸运,这个男的根本不需要领带。 他继续往前爬,终于,他看到了一个旅馆。

他爬进旅馆大喊,“水,水,给我水!”
这时,出来一名保安,说到,“对不起先生,您不能进来。 这里不打领带是不允许入内的!”

沙漠 [shā mò] desert
水 [shuǐ] water
回答 [huí dá] answer reply
旅馆 [lǚ guǎn] hotel

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