A joke from classroom, the teacher was asking Steven some questions.
Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
Steven: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Steven: No sir. That was what i ate yesterday.
classroom ['klɑ:srum] n. 教室
breakfast ['brekfəst] n. 早餐;早饭 vi. 吃早餐
yesterday ['jestədi,-dei] n. 昨天;往昔
课堂上,老师正在问斯蒂文问题。
老师:斯蒂文,为什么你不洗你的脸?我能从你脸上看出你今天早餐有什么?
斯蒂文:是什么?
老师:鸡蛋。
斯蒂文: 老师,不对。那是我昨天吃的。
脸 [liǎn] face
早餐 [zǎo cān] breakfast
鸡蛋 [jī dàn] egg
老师 [lǎo shī] teacher
昨天 [zuó tiān] yesterday
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