here is a funny joke in hospital.
Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital.
It was time for lunch and the nurse took the lunch for him. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.
On that night, a patient in the room with Robinson had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Robinson.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. Robinson told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
hospital ['hɔspitl] n. 医院
patient ['peiʃənt] adj. 有耐性的，能容忍的 n. 病人；患者
regardless [ri'ɡɑ:dlis, ri:-] adj. 不顾；不管；不注意
shove [ʃʌv] n. 推,挤 v. 推挤,放置,撞
医院 [yī yuàn] hospital
生病 [shēng bìng] ill sick
午餐 [wǔ cān] lunch
医生 [yī shēng] doctor
胃病 [wèi bìng]
鸡汤 [jī tāng]