here is a funny joke in hospital.
Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital.
It was time for lunch and the nurse took the lunch for him. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.
On that night, a patient in the room with Robinson had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Robinson.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. Robinson told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
hospital ['hɔspitl] n. 医院
patient ['peiʃənt] adj. 有耐性的,能容忍的 n. 病人;患者
regardless [ri'ɡɑ:dlis, ri:-] adj. 不顾;不管;不注意
shove [ʃʌv] n. 推,挤 v. 推挤,放置,撞
韩若南生病了, 他住进了一家医院,一天午餐时间,护士送来了他的午餐,他看了看自己的饭菜,说:“我不喜欢鸡汤,拿点别的给我吧。”
医院的护工说:“鸡汤对您的身体有好处,医生说您得喝这个。” 无论如何,韩若南还是不肯喝。
那天晚上,跟韩若南同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病,于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了,给韩若南做了灌肠。
第二个礼 拜,南仔出院时,新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。
韩若南告诉他:“这个医院本身是很好的,但是他们对伙食真的很严格,如果他们让你喝鸡汤,你最好喝 了它,不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去!”
医院 [yī yuàn] hospital
生病 [shēng bìng] ill sick
午餐 [wǔ cān] lunch
医生 [yī shēng] doctor
胃病 [wèi bìng]
gastropathy
gastrosis
tummy bug
stomach illness
鸡汤 [jī tāng]
chicken soup
chicken broth