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Pull over

joker on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:34

A blond lady was driving along the highway when a blond police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your license?
Lady: What does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular stuff with a photo of yours on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says, "if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."

blond [blɔnd]
adj. 金发的
n. 白肤碧眼金发的人

rectangular ['rek'tæŋɡjulə] adj. 矩形的；成直角的

因速度问题，警官让在高速行驶的美女靠边停车。
警官：可否出示下您的驾照？
美女：它是什么样的？
警官：它是一矩形样，上面有您的一张照片。
美女翻了翻她的包，拿出她的小镜子递给了警官。
警官打开镜子说道：如果你早说你是一警官，我就不会让你靠边停车了。

停车 [tíng chē] park
警官 [jǐng guān] police officer, cop
美女 [měi nǚ] belle, blond
照片 [zhào piàn] photograph, photoprint