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My umbrella was lost

admin on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 10:10

A guy, who is staying in a hotel, left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written, "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."

When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

umbrella [ʌm'brelə] n. 雨伞；庇护；保护伞；
hall [hɔ:l] n. 大厅,礼堂

住在旅馆的一位绅士，把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道，“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟内回来。当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着：“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了。”

旅馆 [lǚ guǎn] hotel
绅士 [shēn shì] gentleman
雨伞 [yǔ sǎn] umbrella
卡片 [kǎ piàn] card
上面 [shàng miàn] above, over, on top of
永远 [yǒng yuǎn] always, forever, ever
英里 [yīng lǐ] mile, land mile

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