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Lawyer's dog and butcher

admin on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:10

One day, a labrador dog whose owner is a lawyer, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Then the butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for$8.50.

Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

Labradorn. 拉布拉多（加拿大东部一地区）；一种纽芬兰猎犬
master ['mɑ:stə, 'mæstə] n. 主人；大师；硕士；教师
butcher ['butʃə] vt. 屠杀 n. 屠夫
consultation [,kɔnsəl'teiʃən] n. 咨询；磋商；[医]会诊；讨论会

一个律师的狗脱缰而跑，来到屠夫的商店偷吃了一块烤肉。
于是，这个屠夫就来到的律师的办公室问道：“请问，如果别人家的一只狗偷吃了我店里的肉，我是不是可以要求它的主人付钱呢？” 律师回答说：“那是当然！”

“那么，你们家的狗吃了我的肉，请付我8快5美金！”

律师什么都没有说，就直接付给了屠夫8.5美金。

几天之后，屠夫收到一封律师函，里面写到：“请您支付律师咨询费 20美金！”

律师 [lǜ shī] lawyer
狗 [gǒu] dog
屠夫 [tú fū] butcher
烤肉 [kǎo ròu] roti roast
办公室 [bàn gōng shì] office