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I want an adult story

admin on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:10

Little Jim always listen the bedtime story from his daddy,

Father, "Long time ago, there was a frog..."
Jim, "Daddy, I don't want to listen the fairy tale today, can you tell a science-fiction story?"

Father, "OK. There was a frog in the outer space..."
Jim, "Oh, no. Daddy, can you tell me a adult story? I am already 8-year old, so please..."

Father, "OK, but don't let your mum know! There was a naked frog... ".

fairy tale 神话故事，童话；谎言
outer spacen. 外层空间；太空

吉米每次在睡前总要听爸爸讲故事……

爸爸：“在以前，有一只青蛙......”

吉米：“爸，今天我不想听童话故事，可以讲科幻故事？”

爸爸：“好，在太空，有一只青蛙......”

吉米：“算了，爸，为了庆祝我8岁生日，可以讲限制级的吗？”

爸爸：“好吧！可别让你妈知道。有一只没穿衣服的青蛙......”

爸爸 [bà ba] papa, dad, father, daddy
讲故事 [jiǎng gù shì] taletelling, narrate, relate a story, tell a yarn
童话 [tóng huà] fairy tale
科幻 [kē huàn] science fiction

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