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I am his aunt

Taking a baby, a woman went to a gynecology hospital.

The doctor asked the woman, "This baby was breast-fed or milk?"

This woman replied, "breast-fed!"

The doctor, "So please take off your clothes, I will do a check."

The woman, "ah! ? Why?"

The doctor said, "Oh, relax, here is hospital, never will you get any sexual harassment"

Uncertainty, the woman took off her clothes, and the doctor put his hand on the woman's chest, touch down touch up, rubbed the left and right.

Then the doctor said to this woman, "No wonder the baby will be malnourished, you don't have milk at all!"

The woman replied, "Nonsense! Certainly I didn't have breast milk. I am his aunt!"

gynecology [,ɡaini'kɔlədʒi] n. 妇科学,妇科医学
breast-fed ['brestfed] adj. 吃母奶的
assault [ə'sɔ:lt] n. 攻击;袭击
harassment ['hærəsmənt, hə'ræsmənt] n. 烦恼;骚扰

有位妇女抱着一婴儿来到一家妇产科医院。

医生问道:请问婴儿吃的是母乳还是牛奶?

妇人回答:是母乳!

医生:那请你把衣服脱下来。

妇人:啊!?为什么?

医生:请你不用紧张,这里是妇产科,绝不会对你有任何侵犯的。

妇人半信半疑的脱去了上衣,医生用他的手在妇人的胸部上上摸摸,下摸摸,左搓搓,右揉揉。

然后对这妇人说:难怪婴儿会营养不良,你根本就没有母乳嘛!

妇人:废话!我当然没有母乳;我是他阿姨!

婴儿 [yīng ér] baby
医生 [yī shēng] doctor
牛奶 [niú nǎi] milk
衣服 [yī fu] clothes
妇人 [fù rén] woman

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