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admin on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:10

A guy felt the call of nature badly, and then he went to the toilet, but there was a queue train before the toilet, so he had to wait for his turn.

Finally, there was only one before him after a few minutes, so he asked the guy before him, "Could you let me go in first? I am bursting, please!!!"

The guy replied slowly and painfully, "G-o-d! at least you can talk to me!!!"

the call of nature: 内急
toilet ['tɔilit] n. 厕所，盥洗室；梳妆，打扮
queue [kju:] n. 队列；长队；辫子

有一人心急火燎地跑向公共厕所，不过在厕所前排着长队，所以他只好站在最后一个。

好容易等到前面只剩下一个人了，他实在是憋不住对前面的人说：“我快憋不住了，能不能让我先进？”
前面的人紧握着拳头，从牙缝儿挤出一句话：“他妈的，你至少还能说话！”

厕所 [cè suǒ] lavatory, washroom, water closet (WC), toilet
前面 [qián miàn] front, previous
牙缝 [yá fèng] slit between the teeth, crevice between teeth
说话 [shuō huà] speak, talk

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