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admin on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:10

Jerry asked Tom, "Which one do you think it is more important, money or friends?"
Tom answered, "Of course, friends!"

Jerry, "Why?"
Tom said, "I can always borrow money from friends."

important [im'pɔ:tənt]
a. 重要的

borrow ['bɔrəu] vi. 借；借用；从其他语言中引入
vt. 借用；借

吉瑞问汤姆：钱和朋友，你认为哪一个对你来说更重要？
汤姆回答道：当然是朋友！

吉瑞：为什么？
汤姆回答：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。

钱 [qián] money
朋友 [péng yǒu] companion friend
重要 [zhòng yào] important significant
当然 of course

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