Here is a joke from the hospital.
A guy was hit by a cab in the street and he was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I"m still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
street [stri:t] n. 街道
alive [ə'laiv] a. 活着的
医生 [yī shēng] doctor
懂 [dǒng] understand know
医院 [yī yuàn] hospital
妻子 [qī zǐ] wife
死 [sǐ] to die
多 [duō] much many