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The doctor knows more

Here is a joke from the hospital.

A guy was hit by a cab in the street and he was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

street [stri:t] n. 街道
alive [ə'laiv] a. 活着的
quiet ['kwaiət]
n. 安静,闲适,平静
a. 安静的,静止的,宁静的

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说: “恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”

妻子说: “安静,医生比你懂得多。”

医生 [yī shēng] doctor
懂 [dǒng] understand know
医院 [yī yuàn] hospital
妻子 [qī zǐ] wife
死 [sǐ] to die
多 [duō] much many

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