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When three men meet the fly

this joke is about 3 men in a bar

There are 3 men who are from different areas walk into a bar, they order a glass of Scotch for each, but there is a fly in each glass.
The English man pushes the glass aside with his nose in the air and demands a new drink.
The Scottish man picks the fly out and drinks.
The Irishman grabs the fly and yells “Spit it out you little bugger!”

grab: [ɡræb] vt. 攫取,抓取
yell: [jel] v. 大叫

三个不同国籍的男子走进酒吧。每人要了一杯威士忌,发现每个杯中有只苍蝇。
英格兰人撅着嘴把杯子推到一边,要求换杯新的。
苏格兰人把苍蝇从杯中取出后再喝。
爱尔兰人抓住苍蝇喝斥道:“把它给我吐出来,你这个小坏蛋!!”

喝斥: hèchì【bawl out】

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