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admin on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:25

a joke occurred in an airplane
One day, an airline stewardess approached Sam before the plane took off, and asked him to fasten his seat belt.
"I am a superman, you know, superman don't need any seat belt," Sam answered.
"Well, superman," the airline hostess smiled, "don't need airplane too!"

某天飞机起飞前，空姐走到山姆面前要求他系好安全带。
“我是超人，超人是不需要任何安全带的”山姆答道。
“这样啊，超人也不需要坐飞机” 空姐笑着说。

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