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A niggard's party
joker on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:37
There was a notorious niggard who decided to take a party finally.
He said to friends how to find the house: "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your arm. And push with your foot when the door open."
"Why not use my hand?"
"Oh, My God," he replied, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
niggard： ['nigəd] n. 吝啬鬼
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请客了。
他向朋友解释怎么找到他家：“上到五楼，用胳膊按门铃。门开后，再用脚把门推开。”
“那为什么不用手呢？”
“天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”
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