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May I borrow Ur battledore

joker on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:31
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Jone: Hi, Peter. Are you ready to use your mower this afternoon?
peter: Sure. Of course yes.
Jone: That is pretty good. May I borrow your battledore when you use your mower?

^_^

mower： ['məuə] n. 割草机,割草人
battledore：n. 羽毛球拍

琼：你好，彼得。今天下午你用割草机么？
彼得：当然，当然用了。
琼：太好了，那在你用割草机的时候，我能借用下你的羽毛球拍么？

:D~~~~

羽毛球：badminton

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