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You could eat shit only

admin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 22:22

A guy went to hospital for his stomach illness.
"What I passed is whatever I ate, when I ate cucumber , I'll pass it, and when I ate watermelon, I pass it also, so what can I do?"

On second thoughts, the doctor said, "you could eat shit only!"

stomach ['stʌmək] n. 胃

有一个人，他胃不好去看医生。
他来到医院对医生说： “我吃什么拉什么，吃西瓜拉西瓜，吃黄瓜拉黄瓜!"
医生想了想，说： "那你也只能吃屎了！”

西瓜 [xī guā] watermelon
黄瓜 [huáng guā] cucumber

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