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Pigeon and my husband

admin on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 16:19

One day, my husband and I walked on the street, suddenly, a pigeon dungheap felled on my arm, sooo disgusting!

I was angry and asked my husband for some paper, but he seems puzzled by this, and said to me, "What do you want me to do? catch up it and wipe its ass?" .

pigeon ['pidʒin] n. 鸽子

某天， 我和丈夫在街上散步，一只鸽子飞过天空，一泡鸽粪不偏不倚正巧落在我的胳膊上。

我很生气，急忙叫丈夫拿纸。丈夫抬头，见鸽子不讲卫生，到处拉屎，却不知叫他拿纸干嘛，说：“叫我有啥办法，追上前去给它擦屁股呀！”

散步： [sàn bù] to go for a walk
鸽子： [gē zi] pigeon

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