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I'm that man's tailor
One day, a man went to see the doctor, because he was suffering from pains in his stomach.
After the doctor had examined him carefully, he said, "well, no worries! Your only trouble is that you worry too much. Do you know, I had a man with the same trouble as you in here a few weeks ago, and I gave him the same advice as I'm going to tell you. He was worried because he couldn't pay his tailor 's bills. I told him not to worry about the bills any more. He followed my advice and when he came to see me again two days ago, he told me that he felt quite better now."
"Yes I know all about that ," answered the patient sadly ,"You see, I'm that man's tailor."
一天， 一个人因为胃不舒服去看医生，医生仔细检查后说：“很高兴地告诉你，其实你根本没什么病，唯一的毛病就是担忧太多了。知道吗，几星期前，我这儿来了一位与你同样状况的人，我给了他同样的忠告。他担忧是因为他付不起裁缝的账，我告诉他不必再为那些账单伤脑筋，他接受了我的忠告。前几天来看我时，他告诉我现在感觉很好呢！”
“你说的那些我都知道，”这个病人悲哀地说：“因为我就是那个裁缝。”
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