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I am scared to death
admin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:22
A criminal was being executed, but due to the quality of the bullets, the fist shot was failed, then try to the second shot, but the second still was failed, so the third time ..., at this time the criminal cried, he begged:"please, please strangle me directly, I am scared to death!"
execute ['eksikju:t] v. 执行,实行,完成, 处决
一个犯人被执行枪决，由于子弹质量不好，第一枪没响，于是又开了第二枪... 第三枪...
这时犯人哭了，抱着法警的大腿说：大哥你掐死我把！太他妈吓人了.....
子弹 [zǐ dàn] bullet
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