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admin on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:31

Before the 1969, it was the first time to send astronauts into space by NASA, but they realized that the ball-point pen would not work at zero gravity.

To combat this problem, they spent a million dollars and a decade on research of a pen that could write in space, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300°C.

For Russians, they used a pencil!

combat 'kɔmbət] n. 争斗,战斗 v. 奋斗,争斗
astronaut ['æstrənɔ:t] n. 宇航员

1969年以前，那是美国宇航局第一次发送宇航员到太空，但是有一个问题是，他们发现在失重的状态下，圆珠笔没法用。

为了解决这个问题，宇航局花费了1百万美金，过了正正十年的时间，他们终于研究成果了一种新型圆珠笔，这个笔不但能在太空的环境下使用，而且能在任意上下颠倒的空间，任何物体的表面，以及从绝对零度到300°C的任何温度下都能使用。

同样的问题，俄国人使用了铅笔！

铅笔 [qiān bǐ] pencil
圆珠笔 [yuán zhū bǐ] ball point pen

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