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the train guard and the girl
A guard was going to signal his train to start when he saw a hot girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Close the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"Close that door, please," called the guard, "and I 'll do others for you!"
一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。
“快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。”
“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。
“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”
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