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Bought a car

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Last month, I went to a few car dealerships and would like to choose one.

At first I paused at Santana. There was nothing caught my eye, but the price was right.

Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn't really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes(鞋子) in the trunk.
At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Finally I see one that I like. The dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk. Disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said: "Well, theres something missing."
The dealer puzzled asks: "What?"
I said: "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!"
Smiling the dealer says: "That's so they can walk home!"

上个月,我去看车展。
起初,我看中了桑塔纳,但是除了价格比较便宜之外,也没有什么亮点。

又看了一会,我又相中了福特,虽然也没有什么亮点,但是每一个车厢里面都有一双鞋。
最后,我看了看雪佛兰,终于发现了一款比较喜欢的。

这时销售员走过来,帮我打开了车厢,但很失望的是,什么都没有。 我说:“是不是少了什么东西呢?”
“什么?少了什么呢?”销售员问到。
“我看过福特车,每一里面都有一双鞋的!”
销售员笑了笑,说到:“这样,他们的车主就能走回家了!”

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