a short joke
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
Soooo easy!!!
contest: ['kɔntest] n. 竞赛,争论; v. 竞赛,争取,争辩
The Louvre: 卢浮宫
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将拿出哪一幅?”
获奖的答案是:“最接近出口的那一幅。”
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