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A good way

admin on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 16:37
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Here is a short funny dialog between father and son.

Father: Robbin, why do you drink so much water?

Robbin: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Robbin: I forgot to wash the apple.

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一段父子间的有趣对话。

爸爸：罗宾，你为什么喝这么多水呀？

罗宾：我刚刚吃了一个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？

罗宾：我忘了洗苹果呀。

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The doctor knows more

joker on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 16:35
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Here is a joke from the hospital.

A guy was hit by a cab in the street and he was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I"m still alive."

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医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说： “恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说： “安静，医生比你懂得多。”

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a funny mental patient

admin on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 07:53
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Here is a joke from a mental hospital.

Josh and Nina were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

On a Sunday while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Josh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Nina promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Josh out.

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Josh和 Nina都是精神病院里的病人。一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Josh突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。Nina立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把 Josh拉了上来。

当院长听闻了Nina的英勇行为后，他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公 室，“Nina，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你的意识已经恢复了，你可以出院了。坏消息就是，Josh， 你救的那个病人，他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”

“他没有自杀，是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。” Nina回答道。

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