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April 2010

The terrible chicken soup

admin on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 18:17
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here is a funny joke in hospital.

Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital.

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韩若南生病了， 他住进了一家医院，一天午餐时间，护士送来了他的午餐，他看了看自己的饭菜，说：“我不喜欢鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。”
医院的护工说：“鸡汤对您的身体有好处，医生说您得喝这个。” 无论如何，韩若南还是不肯喝。
那天晚上，跟韩若南同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病，于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了，给韩若南做了灌肠。
第二个礼 拜，南仔出院时，新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。
韩若南告诉他：“这个医院本身是很好的，但是他们对伙食真的很严格，如果他们让你喝鸡汤，你最好喝 了它，不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去！”

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The UK Pavilion at Shanghai Expo 2010

admin on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 16:54

The UK Pavilion at Shanghai 2010 Expo themed "Building on the Past, Shaping our future", which is about 6000 square meters and named the "Seed Cathedral". This UK Pavilion was designed by Thomas Heatherwick for the Shanghai Expo in 2010 and the area around it is designed like a wrapping paper, making it seem as if the wrappers have fallen open to reveal a sparkling jewel of life.

The UK Pavilion at Shanghai expo 2010

The UK Pavilion

admin on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 16:46
The UK Pavilion

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USA Pavilion 2010

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USA Pavilion 2010

admin on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 16:21
USA Pavilion 2010

The USA Pavilion in Shanghai Expo 2010

admin on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 16:16

"Rising to the Challenge!" is the USA Pavilion's theme at Shanghai Expo 2010, this Pavilion presents the USA as a place of opportunity and diversity where people come together to change their communities for the better. The pavilion showcases American business and technology, as well as culture and values, to foster stronger friendship between the American and Chinese peoples.

Chinese translation:
上海世博会美国馆
主题：拥抱挑战
位置：世博园C片区
面积：6000平方米
造型亮点：如同展开双翅迎接客人的雄鹰

Great funny pranks ideas

admin on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 14:18
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Here are some excellent funny pranks ideas, so try them with your friends, and you will get more funny pranks in here.

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经典的恶作剧，找你的朋友来试一下吧~

1.
找一个朋友，让他先说3遍“老鼠”，然后再说3遍“鼠老”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他“猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”，本人试过多次，屡试不爽。

2.
甲：给你讲个故事，从前有个傻子，别人问他什么他都说“没有”，比如问他你吃饭了吗？他说“没有”，你叫什么？他说“没有”。唉，对了，你听过这个故事么？
乙：没有。…………$#@!#^&#!~

3.
甲：除了人什么动物最爱问“为什么”？
乙：不知道。
甲：是猪！
乙：为什么？
哈！！！

4.
猪的英语拼写是PUG吧？

--不对，是PIG
--不是吧，我怎么记得是U（YOU）呀

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