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March 2010

She is at skinny dipping

admin on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 21:33

an adult funny jokes about girl nude swimming.

One day, Reno went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Mellisa, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Mellisa saw Reno, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

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一个关于美女裸泳的成人笑话。

一天，雷诺去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师，梅丽莎小姐，从裸泳中冒出头来。当梅丽莎小姐看到雷诺时，她赶紧抓过最近的一个物体---那碰巧是一个旧的木头盒子，挡在自己前面。
她对雷诺说：“年轻人，我知道你在想什么！”
“我也知道你在想什么，” 雷诺回答，“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的！”

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Why was my husband back too late?

admin on Tue, 03/30/2010 - 21:29

Do you want to how to let your husband come home earlier? Here is a funny answer from Susan.

How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?
When he came in late I called out "is that you Petter?", but my husband’s name is Anthony.

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想知道怎么让你的丈夫回家早点吗？这里Susan给了一个很有趣的答案。

你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在俱乐部呆的太晚了？
当他回到家时我就往外喊，“是你吗？皮特？” 而我的丈夫名字叫安东尼。

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women

Your horse's phone call

admin on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 17:15

a joke from the husband who has a mistress
and he don't want let his wife know.

James is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Lissa Sue' written on it."

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关于丈夫有小蜜的一个笑话。

詹姆斯正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。
他问道：“这是为什么？”
她说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘丽萨-苏’的纸条。”
他说：“哎呀，亲爱的，‘丽萨-苏’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”
她耸了耸肩，走了。三天后他正在看报纸，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。
他问：“这又是为什么？”
他的妻子生气的说到：“你的马打电话来了。”

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