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Marriage tradition

admin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:10
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a joke from two madmen

In a mental hospital, two madmen were talking about the marriage.

A said, "I would like to give my sister to you in marriage when we are out of here."

B replied, "Thanks, it is so kind of you, but I cannot do so."

A asked, "Why?"

B answered, "Because, according to our family tradition only relatives get married. So I am not able to marry an outsider."

A asked again, "How come there is such a family custom?"

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在精神病院里，有两个疯子正在聊他们的婚姻。

A说：「等出院了以后，我希望能把我妹妹嫁给你。」
B答：「你真是好人，多谢啦！但是这个不行哪！」

A问：「为什么不行呢？」
B说：「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。」

A问：「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢？」
B说：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚？」

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Pigs don't care about time

admin on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 20:40
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a joke occurred on the orchard

Under the peach tree, a farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat the peaches.

At the same time, a passerby saw him doing this and said,
"Hi buddy, why don’t you take a bunch of peaches and put them near his snout? It will save time!”

"You dummy," sneered the farmer,

"Pigs don't care about time!"

lift [lift]
vt. 举起；提升；空运；鼓舞；
vi. 消散；升起；耸立
n. 举起；电梯；起重机；搭车

sneer [sniə]
vi. 嘲笑，冷笑

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果园里的笑话

在桃树底下， 一个农夫正把他的猪举起来，以便于让它吃到树上桃子。

一位路人看到了就说：“你怎么不摘下那些苹果，直接给猪吃呢？这样比较省时间！？”

那位农夫却嗤之以鼻地回到道：“你真笨！猪又没时间概念！”

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Sparrow slipped

admin on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 15:49
Sparrow slipped

Mum, it is a part of my homework

admin on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:41
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a funny joke from mother and her daughter

The daughter was eating cake...

The mother, "Melissa, don't eat cake before supper, I told you before!"

Melissa, "Mum I know, but it's a part of my homework, that is 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left?' ".

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母亲和女儿的对话

女儿正在吃蛋糕……

母亲： 梅丽莎，不要在晚饭前吃蛋糕，我给你说过多少次了！
梅丽莎：妈妈我知道，可是这是我作业的一部分呀。

“如果你从一个大蛋糕上拿走1/8，还能剩多少？”

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Funny kid with his father

admin on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:08
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Jerry asked his father, "Daddy, when was Rome built?"
The father replied, "At night".
The son asked again,"How did you know?"
The father answered, "It was said that, Rome wasn't built in a day"

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吉瑞问他的爸爸说到： 爹地，罗马是什么时候建成的？
父亲回答到：在夜里建成的。
吉瑞又问道：你怎么知道的呢？
父亲回答到：不是说，罗马不是在一个白天建成的嘛！

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A funny son's logicality

admin on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 10:11
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a joke from a funny kids with his father

Josh asked his father, "Daddy daddy, if I saved a dollar for you, will you be happy?"

"Of course, my son", his father answered.

Josh, "Well, I have already saved one dollar for you. You said that if I brought a good mark this week, you would give me a dollar and I haven’t brought one".

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乔治：爸爸 爸爸，如果我为你省下1美元，你高兴不？　　

父亲：当然啦，我的孩子！

乔治：那好，我省下1美元了。你说过我这个礼拜考出好成绩，就会给我1美元。我没考好！

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A robber or a cop?

admin on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:11
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a funny joke occurred in a gun shop
A muscle man came into a gun shop,"Hi, please give me the most powerful pistol."
"Err, How many bullets do you need?", asked the boss.

The man walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? how many staffs do you have, please?"

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一个强壮的男人走进枪支商店，说到：“嗨，给我一支最大威力的手枪。”
“那么，您需要多少发子弹?”，老板问道。

那个肌肉男走到公用电话间旁，拿起电话问道：“喂，是银行吗？ 问一下，你们有多少人？”

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admin on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 17:28
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