a joke from two madmen
In a mental hospital, two madmen were talking about the marriage.
A said, "I would like to give my sister to you in marriage when we are out of here."
B replied, "Thanks, it is so kind of you, but I cannot do so."
A asked, "Why?"
B answered, "Because, according to our family tradition only relatives get married. So I am not able to marry an outsider."
A asked again, "How come there is such a family custom?"
Continue this joke >>在精神病院里,有两个疯子正在聊他们的婚姻。
A说:「等出院了以后,我希望能把我妹妹嫁给你。」
B答:「你真是好人,多谢啦!但是这个不行哪!」
A问:「为什么不行呢?」
B说:「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的,不能跟外人结婚。」
A问:「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢?」
B说:「你看,我的外婆跟我的外公结婚,我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚,我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚,我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚?」
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