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Title: Did you eat dog meat pot?

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Always thirsty

wizard on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 20:12
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"I had an operation," Tom said to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend, "Is it still painful?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"

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汤姆对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！” 朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

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mini laptop

Title: The smallest laptop

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Cleaning windows

joker on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 22:22
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One day, a father saw the windows had been cleaned by his son.
The father walked into the son's room and complimented :"You did a very good job, the windows look very clear…… How did you do that? By soapy water or other things??"
"No daddy, I made them clean with a hammer." The son said seriously.

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一天，父亲见儿子将窗户弄的非常干净。
于是满意地走到儿子房间夸奖道：“儿子，你做的很好：现在窗户是既干净又明亮……你是用肥皂和水擦的吗？”
儿子：“爸爸没有，我用的是锤子！！”

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admin on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 15:04
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a huge rat

admin on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 15:03
a huge rat

a couple of bananas

admin on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 14:41
a couple of bananas

football ground

admin on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 14:04
football ground

the biggest revolver

admin on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 13:46
the biggest revolver

Went home at 7 o'clock

joker on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 09:39
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The joke happened on the morning of the day
The wife met her husband at the door.
She saw that there was lipstick on his face and alcohol on his breath.
So, the wife said angrily: "I guess that there is a very good reason for you to come to home at seven o'clock in the morning, right?"
The husband said calmly: "Of course YES. The good reason is breakfast."

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故事发生在某天清晨。
妻子在门口碰到其丈夫。
她看到丈夫的脸上有口红并且呼吸中掺杂着酒精味。
于是，妻子生气地说：“我猜你在早上七点回家，肯定有个很好的理由，对么？”
丈夫平静地说：“当然。理由就是早餐。~~~”

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