Two French guys, Lazi and Peter were laying tile(铺设瓦片) on the roof, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"Hey, I have a good idea," said Lazi, "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"Oh god, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
:-P
Continue this joke >>两个加拿大人——迈克与罗伯,在屋顶铺瓦片。突然阵风吹过,刮倒了他们用的扶梯。
“我有个主意,”迈克说道。“我们把你从房顶扔下去,你再把梯子扶起来。”
“什么??你以为我傻啊?……我也有个主意。我打开手电筒,你可以顺着我照的光线下去。”
“什么??你以为我傻?我知道,当我下到一半的时候,你就会把手电筒关掉。”
…………o(≧v≦)o~~~~
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