Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

　　Dear white, something you got to know　　

　　When I was born, I was black.　
　　When I grow up, I am black.　
　　When I'm under the sun, I'm black.　　
　　When I'm cold, I'm black.
　　

　　When I'm afraid, I'm black.
　　When I'm sick, I'm black.
　　When I die, I'm still black.

　　you---white people,
　　When you were born, you were pink.
　　When you grow up, you become white.

An funny email
Recently my workmates and I received an e-mail from the facilities department, which said, "Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual on Tuesday. Dress accordingly."

smart answer

Question: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

One day, the teacher said to the students before they were back home.

"If any one of you can answer my first question tomorrow morning, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."

The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it?". "It's me," said Josh, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."

Two guys, a fat one and a skinny guy, they were arguing about who was the more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

Josh, a friend of mine, hour-and-a-half commute to work got old quickly, the time spent stuck in traffic was sending him over the edge. So I was happy for him when he found a new job closer to home.

"That's great," I said. "What are you doing now?"
"I'm a bus driver."