Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

Josh and Steven are talking ...

Josh: Steven, do you know when people talk least?
Steven: In February.

Josh: Oh, Why?
Steven: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

A joke from classroom, the teacher was asking Steven some questions.

Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

Steven: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Steven: No sir. That was what i ate yesterday.

In the classroom, the teacher asked Josh for his late.

Teacher: Josh, why are you late this time?
Josh: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Josh: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

A joke from little Kevin.

When Kevin was seven years old, Mary, who was Kevin's young sister, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

Kevin's mother bought a 100$ Halloween costume for him to scare his friends in Halloween.

"Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We‘ll scare your father too."

I'm a vain person, so I would too much like boast of my home - Ohio.

One day, I was bragging this to a friend of mine, "You know, the first one to powered flight were from Ohio. The first one to orbit the Earth who is also from Ohio. 1st bits were flying around the moon or from Ohio. "

"It sounds as if a lot of people wound rather leave than stay in Ohio," my friend replied.