Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

a joke between man and his wife.

Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: Yes, I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

a joke happened in operating room

The patient: I’m so scared, this is my first operation.
The surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.

who is the father of a woman's children?

A middle-aged couple, already having two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son, because they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

This joke is from Cairo and with Viagra sale.

In the Cairo bazaar, there is an Egyptian man walking, at this time a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

So this Egyptian man replied, "No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"

Here is business competition from a small village.

A shopkeeper found that a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

On the next day, he was dismayed when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

A joke from a dental clinic.

Dentist: Dear josh, please don't howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Josh(Patient): Yes, I know, but you are standing on my foot!

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