Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

Here is a funny talk between the father and son.

On the Sunday, the father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

"What is cleverness?", asked his son.

an adult funny jokes about girl nude swimming.

One day, Reno went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Mellisa, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Mellisa saw Reno, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

Do you want to how to let your husband come home earlier? Here is a funny answer from Susan.

How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?
When he came in late I called out "is that you Petter?", but my husband’s name is Anthony.

a joke from the husband who has a mistress
and he don't want let his wife know.

James is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Lissa Sue' written on it."

Here is a joke from the court of a large mid-western city.

A joke between dog and the owner.